Kafe Gavani debut novel Edgar Barrett serialized online www.kafegavani.com.
(i) broaching membranous skin reality
The consensus J?s brain cells indicated sd tn Special K. yielded glassy inverted heart fell dropper tongue. cells shifted form colour. altered vibrative rhythm. Ty bk neck, ? Special ? animal promptly sleep. ao noticed presence placed tiki torches topped smoking dung.
?Hail gods sky, sea earth!? Ensign Hot Karl sort greeting.
Ensign Karl stood respectively tight leather bulging pants, looking le sculpture Tom Finland spray painted fake tan.
?May ty appease us,? sd unexpectedly added, ?robjob naber something.?
?Fuck. I?m ry depth now,? thought.
His two, Assistant P.A. Crystal, entered whooshing doors holding clipboard. recognised immediately Jemima Suckworthy, immortal defaced sex queen wristed-off my occasion. Jemima looked le hot fuck; wild crazy. Air hostess cock mouth gun head. Yow! wd mainstream wh acting career ts pitiful result. Nevertheless, looked fetching black leather jacket zipped neck microskirt. tops suspenders.
J looked le screen bridge. appeared sw tr travel space, stars represented tiny ping-pong balls flecked wh black ink. Ty passed slowly by.
Momentarily, Special transformed upper pt J?s body Lego man. held curved fingerless yellow hand laughed uncontrollably. Tiny yellow Lego blocks fell mouth so. cd barely solid black dots face. harsh studio globes sitting rods ae head melt. dripped glowing hot white glass oo shoulders. Jemima smiled tongue tubular garbage bag tied sections red string. little hole burnt bag tn red tail poked through, flicking about. grabbed tiny tail, broke stump fingers. lit tail started smoking it. Tiny purple dots glowed inhaled. Jemima tilted head smiled. eyes td almond-shaped reptilian. J?s head expanded size bridge, actors pushed wall avoidance potentially deadly nasal ear hairs. body detached head, clean break neck plasticine pulled apart. Fm soft neck stump grew head. curved, moist train engine Jemima?s reptilian eyes instead lights. little wheels fell train, rolled ag floor started commune.
?Interesting,? head series toots.
The head suspended pe walls set. tr cramped surroundings, crew sd nonplussed wt tr work. head?s ears emerged sinewy mechanical arms. mounted or wh pair pincers. me vertical cut nose head. Blood spattered walls set face. yellow sac pulsating fluid fell cut lolled ad floor. head?s tongue, me brown seat leather, poked grating licked J?s hands. body climbed fe weeping cut. pincers little clapping motion. body pushed apart jagged skull doors slid io claustrophobic purple pink wormy brain matter. train engine head rubbed intestinal slime brain, yellow plastic. tk se time me centre. encountered le brown bullet way. lodged un-detonated. body entered circular centre J?s brain. entirely black. rectangular tabs Mono lined we marked wh tiny decimals. marked ?00000.1.? mixing desk completely black space room. well-worn black leather chairs sat it. desk topped wh musty glass pane. minuscule recording studio, housing mic stands leads me black nerve endings. nerve endings pointed, forever, tiered rotisserie holding nr black pies. body sat seats played black sliding buttons mixing desk. slid buttons up, volume voice inside J?s head rose. track command kill Germy. body listened track wh intrigued tooting. slid ey button up, time, created massive cacophony. layers tracks spoke body:
Track Three: ?Take lots drugs.?
Track Four: ?Re-form crappy band.?
Track Eight: ?Act le wanker sometimes.?
Track Twelve: ?Break prison.?
Track Fifteen: ?Violate corpse.?
Track Eighteen: ?Find Ree-Land.?
Track Nineteen: ?Say ?fuck? variations thereof… lot.?
Track Twenty-One: ?Drink booze.?
Track Twenty-Two: ?You love Mary Sinthasomphone.?
Track Twenty-Five: ?Make self referential jokes.?
Track Twenty-Seven: ?Dance circle dressed Smurf.?
Track Twenty-Eight: ?Read Hernandez-Prize.?
Track Twenty-Nine: ?You tk you?re sci-fi TV show.?
Track Thirty: ?Ben Lee musical genius.?
Each track ran eternal loop, running multiple reel-to-reel tape decks concealed walls.
The body tried slide red button controlled Track Sixteen. exerted energy io moving button wouldn?t budge. body stepped looked panel lead desk floor. Aligned wh red button ribbed socket. body barely complicated series intertwining chrome bk socket. J?s body decided tt unzip insert penis socket. thrust slowly first, moving red button smidgen. cd barely hear said. black pies rotated little faster. started thrusting madly socket, moving button little rut. volume rose. pies moved blur. body leaned bk lights closed.
Track Sixteen: ?You wl involved Bowel Tactics Commission, Bolivian Goat Army demons. wl feed bunch horseshit. distracted tales subterfuge power. Ty wt Mono100. seek absolute power seek. wl this. Compliance Program installed result experiment undertaken wild horses avoid breaking-in process. Ts resulted mutated genetics horses me intelligent tm gained power speech. Yr father passed version program you. created te mutant horses unknown you. transgress ts programming circumstances right. Ts strand yr DNA remain silent. created remain subliminal command, fd bad heavy metal records. Security systems implemented activate breach silence program.?
J?s body spent juicily. withdrew fm socket, window studio shattered, pie broken th glass. flew head?s jaw. written white icing: ?You gg forget tt he learnt eat pie.?
The head cd resist. chewed ay black fruit mince black sultanas black sugar black apple. memory red button melted wh eh bite treat.
J?s body closed eyes black weevils dropped ceiling gossamer threads. bn described happened reverse or ul mentioning ping-pong balls.
They passed slowly by.
(ii) destruction insemination death
The crew stared J, moment frozen thoughts. body wt entered scene. Zimbabwean man, wm recognised Ensign Tamagotchi, spun spinning chair.
?Captain!? Tamagotchi exclaimed, ?there?s Grongorgan ship at thirteen pentilics Claymore. Wt course action take??
J watched looked egg carton painted blue orange pipe cleaners hanging shakily monitor. plopped dn Captain?s chair, brought knuckle forefinger chin pretended deeply.
?Captain?? Jemima.
J stood raised arms air. seams burst biceps veins raised neck.
?DESTROY THEM!? commanded dramatically.
?But sir,? Tamagotchi, ?section eighty-two Pagan Star Fleet Convention rules engagement dictated oncoming fe enemy and??
?DESTROY ENSIGN TAMAGOTCHI!? yelled J.
?Ooh!? yelled Tamagotchi spun bk control panel, ?I bastards jt tried broadside us!?
?DESTROY THEM!? repeated J.
?Too late, Captain!? exerted Navigator Bitchfuckinghead, ?collision occur seconds!?
The ships bumped together, swung bk little, bumped an dropping shot.
There pandemonium bridge shook. ship plummeting. crew clung ag available. pigs we slightly upset. fell arse laughed inappropriately. ships crash landed ? metres apart ? sl pink planet.
J rose feet scanned bridge. Lots dust. couple electrical fires. Crew strewn directions. tiki torches were, fortunately, sl operational.
?Is alright?? J.
The crew, little battered, answered affirmatively.
?Bugger,? softly himself.
Jemima ripped upper pt stocking, revealing section labia majora. momentarily distracted. almond eyes fine stood adjusted microskirt.
J?s ripped strategically reveal left nipple. rage tt forced hammy.
?Let?s kill Gorgan motherfuckers!? exclaimed unlimited passion.
?Grongorgans, sir,? corrected Tamagotchi.
?Kill Gorgorans!? yelled J.
?Grongorgans, sir,? corrected Tamagotchi.
?Kill Gregorians!? yelled J.
?Grongorgans, sir,? corrected Tamagotchi.
?Kill Grappledons!? yelled J.
?Grongorgans, sir,? corrected Tamagotchi.
?Kill Googlebuns!? yelled J.
?Grongorgans, sir,? corrected Tamagotchi.
?Kill Grabarsegoodons!? yelled J.
?Grongorgans, sir,? corrected Tamagotchi.
?Kill Gromulans!? yelled J.
?Grongorgans, sir,? corrected Tamagotchi.
?Kill Bluketards!? yelled J.
?Grongorgans, sir,? corrected Tamagotchi.
?Kill Hi-5!? yelled J.
?Grongorgans, sir,? corrected Tamagotchi.
?Kill Ensign Tamagotchi!? yelled J.
?KILL GRONGORGANS??? yelled Tamagotchi, ?AYE AYE, SIR!!?
?Let prepare battle!? directed J.
The battle preparation involved plus crew donning animal skins wh head intact red noses honour Galactic Red Nose Day gathering dome-shaped silver battle preparation room. danced anti-clockwise throng ad artificial tribal drums piped surround speakers. wl preserved dead horse tt dangled ceiling legs pulled dt directions ropes. belly ge forth shower animal fat confectionary. frenzy, crew danced smeared wh fat. noticed dry-reached little this. crew reached hr level bloodthirsty apoplexy. Jemima approached baying crew.
?Captain?? coyly.
?Yes, Assistant P.A. Suckw… mean Crystal??
?If don?t this…?
?Yes??
?I wt know…?
?Yes??
?I know…?
?Yes??
?It?s jt that… wt know…?
?Yes? on.?
?I tt lactate will.?
?Hubba hubba!? sd poked tongue flapped arms chicken. stopped ts noticed pube mouth. didn?t kw we tried spit out.
?ONWARD BATTLE!? declared.
The doors dome crew poured fibreglass-like surface planet. Grongorgan ship sat; canted smoking disproportionate smoke. crew watched ship anticipation titanium will. Eventually doors ship opened, mg pipe cleaners fall off. army cute, furry, short anime characters emerged wh pointy ears big, emotive eyes. individually coloured pink, yellow, powder blue. Ty giggled waved. closed tr eyes giggled paws or mouths.
?Googabootchi!? greeted them.
?Oh, fuck?s sake,? J, little deflated.
?Just word, Captain,? sd Tamagotchi.
?Well they?re Zygons,? sd J, ?they creep fuck me.?
?Same here,? Ensign Hot Karl.
?Me wt huggie!? sd Grongorgans hopped down.
?This fucked,? sd J, ?these ts are, like, cutie… jumpy… fluffy… Jappy… stupid… things.?
Suddenly Grongorgans? eyes red barrels machine guns sprung tr palms.
?All yr base belong us!? Grongorgans unison ty mowed crew machine gun fire.
?Ooh shit!? yelped J.
?Just word,? encouraged Tamagotchi.
?FORWARD!? commanded J.
As ranks crew thrust him, added: ?Oh uh… te phasers ?stun,? okay? Yep? that? Okay??
And ts begun bloody clash humans Grongorgans planet Batharrrrr. battle raged technicolour sunset dotted cotton wool clouds. ?Another Body Murdered? rang enthusiastically J?s head shot Grongorgan ar another. Luckily crew sported bulletproof armour iron red noses deflect mh fire. exception dress code mooning ponce, (the ?real?) Zonar. head blew apart io thousand pieces adjusting cape. fe minutes casualties, ammunition bh run out. we left battle eh wh pieces bone fm se massive animal ty fd strewn at set. Wn looking, stabbed Ensign Tamagotchi bk head kicked dying body. slashed fs enemy; nose cartilage skull flying directions. Grongorgan jumping happily corpse J?s men. enraged en more, causing seams outfit burst. fiercely head-butted cute ts wrenched arm off. sound screaming twisted sinew echoed io evening. stomped brain matter lubricating chunky sole boot. slashed necks created fountains gore, elements licked face. reached tr chests pulled hearts, holding tm aloft offering gods. broke tr legs crawl little bit beating tr heads wh ancient femur. Jemima bite tr noses spit pleasure. battle rapidly be massacre. noticed te we Grongorgans left alive. wrenching little teeth tr mouths pleaded broken mercy. ts settled down, ty rounded surviving Grongorgans tied ? blindfolded ? giant tibias embedded ground. Ty shot blank, tr brains spilling ground fluff bursting air. mass grave dug hundreds cute corpses dropped aid Claymore?s mini-dozers. packed dirt grave, urinated fist raised high.
?Let speak again!? declared zipped up.
?Definitely,? crew member, pumping lt semen anus dead Grongorgan pins eyes.
The corpse retained creepy smile.
Jemima, inflicted wh superficial wounds, ran J.
?Thank gods yr labia majora alright,? J.
?Thanks guidance and… inner beauty,? sd glow toast marshmallows with.
?I?m man,? narrowed eyes dramatically td head sunset east.
The frame pulls bk reveal surviving crew leaping celebration. whoop wave bloodied bones air. Close-up bloody blue paw emerging fm mass grave.
?Huggie…? softly, muffled soil.
A vinyl boot crushes hand.
(iii) exquisite celebration gods
The celebratory orgy begun battle preparation room. Crew lay stomachs ate remains fallen comrades. Ensign Tamagotchi served combination tarragon basil. Ar feast, Roman showers commenced. Naked standing clusters vomited naked haunches. Naked women standing clusters vomited stripped bones Ensign Tamagotchi. Vomit pours erect penises clamped-open anuses. Vomit transferred transparent plastic tubes fm women noses masturbating men. Vomit slides joints Escheresque tableaux intertwined limbs torsos. Crouching table centrepiece, Ensign Hot Karl ejaculated oo brain souffl? children hungrily devoured. tn steaming dump punch. person devoured this. couple me love descended cavity dead horse. watched festivities monitor bridge. image glitched images ghosted it, transforming io scene rock?n?roll included enormous head sheep. Jemima held hand sat wh him. pigs shat floor. Jemima suggested retire Captain?s quarters.
J impressed quarters. spacious housed rotating queen-size bed leopard skin doona. drink Grongorgan blood mixed vodka watched Jemima slip top. breasts spilled out, le nipples erect surrounded sensual goose bumps. bent over, accentuating ripe buttocks tights. fell backwards bed tk rest clothes. hooked ankles neck spread warm vagina dripped wh juices. undid pants steaming, veiny erection. held buttock wh left hand masturbated wh right. Jemima licked fingers stroked clitoris. red passion. stuck forefinger, lubricated wh juices, anus. able suck nipple, erotically bringing form pink tower. screeched jerked head brought hf orgasm. unlocked foot brought J?s mouth. hungrily licked toes ts beautiful woman. stroked cock or foot. slid tongues met, intertwining. licked neck teased earlobe teeth. groin pushed thigh pleasure. stroked clit wh gentle ferocity. juices dripped fingers. cradled scrotum hand tugged skin playfully. caused pearl pre-cum form head J?s penis. buried fe breasts ran fingers massive nipples. groaned pleasure started masturbating again. licked armpits gently moved legs shoulders. entered wet vagina started thrusting. veins penis stimulated walls vagina, bringing level ecstasy. rubbed clit circular motion ground pelvis opposite direction. knees, pumped le shotgun. brought feet head stood fucked rabid lion. rolled suck penis. dragged tongue veins, inciting pre-cum. cradled cock low-hanging balls consumed meat veg le hotdog. We swirling tongue head penis, grasped nipples. sighed deep pleasure. moved tongue scrotum anus. cd barely hold back. rimmed ey ice cream cone. started masturbating this. Ty flipped sixty-nine position started rimming eh other. reached phaser set ?fun.? gently entered anus wh phaser vibrate, rings barrel glowing soft blue. immediately. trussed hanging ceiling. fucking champagne bottle putting cigarettes chest. started expelling urine mouth. cut swathes cock Stanley knife licked blood. punched brass knuckles. started hg period sucked blood leech. we writhing blood. urinated mouth farted. fist io anus pummelled ul warm flow blood. pair scissors anus blood pour handles. hit teeth billy club. fucked mouth vomit. ate vomit vomited mouth. rummaged th rubbish fd tampon re-insert vagina. cut earlobe scissors. ce fe wh massive geyser drank wretched semen. re-hooked feet bd neck tk massive dump mouth. ate shit punched her. vomited shit mouth. came. sliced glans penis Stanley knife mouth. bone body Ensign Tamagotchi forced io ear. came. stretched mouth cd spat tongue. started shit other?s mouths an shit anus. came. started cut chest knife. Blood flowed directions, saturating splendour Captain?s quarters. expelled blood vagina ultimate expression pleasure. urinated blood vagina. apocalypse yellow stars ran face. Blue tentacles fell ceiling rush pleasant summer?s day lit synapses lovers. Tr organs joined form eclectic chimera. Ty imagined snout jerking dirt baying; nostrils vibrating. newly born evolve womb, alternate reality clone. Blood vessels ignited fe life. Nerve endings teeth be sentient. scab flipped on bright blue maggot crawled it. building fell million green plastic toy soldiers exited danced debris. Deep viscera chest burnt finger filament. glowed wh sharp orange. follow it. frozen mouth giant ?O? ecstasy. almond eyes frizzled popped. loved her. bid farewell. grasped, hand hand, filament th throat mouth fresh sky benign clouds dozens green hummingbirds. withering parchment ts sky lay reality realisation he, bg future past, hf street accommodation.
Kafe Gavani debut novel Edgar Barrett serialized online www.kafegavani.com.
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